"When you're a white, pasty girl, you get a spray tan, everyone's nicer to you!" said Nikki Glaser during her standup act. "They think, like, you've been on vacation, they think things are going well in your life.

Leary, known for his caustic stand-up and sharp writing skills, has penned himself another tailor-made role: the sarcastic Colonel Patrick Quinn. The military man’s latest inappropriate tirade has landed him in career exile far from the action, and any chance at promotion, at the American military base in the Netherlands.